My morning so far…….

It started out great, Ava woke me up at 7:30 her usual cheery self saying “wake up nice and easy”. We snuggled and lazed around in bed for a half hour then got up.

But then it got really messy………………

I got Audrey who was awake and happy, but her diaper had leaked……NICE. Then after breakfast Ava was sitting on the couch and had an accident…….NICE. Clean that up, all is good.

Within about 30 seconds Ava started to meltdown, and Audrey started to meltdown as it was her naptime so I got up to heat up some soy milk for her. When I went to the kitchen Martin was waiting at the door so I let him out. Meanwhile Audrey had turned into Franken-baby and was running around the living room moaning, while Ava was on the staircase crying because the moon is asleep.

Microwave dings and I go to let Martin inside but see he wanted out because he had diarhea. And while Im thankful that it DIDNT happen inside, I know because his fur is way too long that I will need to wash his rump. He comes inside and sure enough his rump looks a little messy. So I swoop him up really fast and take him in the bathroom. But it’s worse, much worse than I imagined. A simple wipe wont do, so I go to wash his rump.

Audrey is still running around but then finds me in the bathroom and comes in to play with Ava’s little potty. So I have Martin in my hands and Im trying to fend off Audrey with my foot, and it only makes her more angry. And Ava is still upset that the moon is asleep.

I got Martin cleaned, Audrey is in her crib with a full belly, Ava is dressed and has an inch of lipgloss on her lips and I am ready to get out of the house!

My Mom has today off and offered me her car to get out and Im taking her up on it. We are dangerously low on groceries and I’d like to go to Whole Foods alone.

UPDATE:

Martin had ANOTHER accident….lovely. Then I went to the store and did my shopping, picking out lovely fruits, veggies and some madelines for Ava. Then I get to the register and no debit card, no credit card…….both sitting at home.  So now, I get to go out again tonight after I stop at my candle lady’s house.

Man, today is a day to stay in bed with the covers up to your nose and watching some Lifetime movie marathon’s. Or better a Beverly Hills 90210 marathon, but Id settle for staying in bed. Oh the life!

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